A bit
about me.

Hi Gorgeous! I'm Sue-Anne

Not the fake tan, too much makeup, high end “companion” like most escorts in Melbourne. Think more like the friendly mum two doors down who waves over the back fence, the one you've always wondered about. You’ve always enjoyed her bouncing boobs as she moves the wheelie bins, she’s always given subtly dirty answers… That's rather the point. I've never been the polished, professional-headshot type, and I'm not about to start now.

I'm a Melbourne local, 41, and life had gotten a bit routine before I started doing this a few months ago. Not unhappy exactly, just unappreciated. Somewhere between the school run, the never-ending housework and everyone else's needs coming first, I forgot what it felt like to be the one who gets looked after, or looked at like I mattered. So I decided to do something about that, on my own terms. Now I get to cum first 😈

What you get with me is exactly what it looks like: I look like a good girl but I’m actually really dirty. A genuinely warm, easy-going woman with a huge smile, who loves conversation and a good laugh, and who is very much still figuring out how forward she's allowed to be on a website. (Spoiler: fairly forward, once I know you're worth it.)

I'm cheeky rather than choreographed. Nothing I ever do is fake. I'll tease you mercilessly before I've even met you, and I mean that literally, my messages will wind you up in the best way. In person I'm affectionate, attentive and genuinely curious about you. I’ve been told I have no poker face, cannot hide anything I’m feeling and that can be intimidating…especially since I’m always turned on. If you're after the girlfriend experience, that's very much my natural setting rather than an extra cost, it’s what I prefer and enjoy the most.

A little about the practical side: I'm based in Melbourne and happily see gentlemen anywhere within about 30km of the CBD, inner and outer suburbs alike. I'm also open to travelling further afield for the right booking, so don't rule me out just because you're not local.

If any of this sounds like your kind of ordinary-extraordinary, get in touch. I read every message myself, and I promise I'm far more fun to talk to than your wife…